Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Ten Home Deliveries

Henry  --  As medical students we were required to do ten home deliveries during our senior year while taking a class in obstetrics.  In Memphis there was ample opportunity for home deliveries among the fecund colored population, so after a call from the obstetrical coordinator, a public health nurse would pick up the student who was next on the roster and drive out to the home of the intended  patient.  The nurse always called us ‘doctor’ but she was the one who really knew the ropes.  The nurse would line the patient’s bed with newspaper and I  would count the time between pains and wait for the climax.  

On one occasion when the time was near the patient began to call on her religious backers for help with each pain, then between pains ask for the slop jar, saying she had to go.   The public health nurse cautioned, “Doctor, I would not advise putting her on the pot as she has the ‘Jesus, help me pains’,  and  that is a sign of a fast-approaching baby.”  In my role of ‘Doctor’, I said, “I’ll handle this, nurse, just put her on the pot”, feeling sorry for the patient.   The next sound was a loud THUNK.  It was the baby,   delivering itself into the slop jar.    I learned my lesson  -  listen to the voice of experience.       Will Meriwether

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