Saturday, July 14, 2012

PaPa and Grandma

Dear Dr. Meriwether,
I have very much enjoyed your stories and have shared them with the extended Selby clan.  They remind me of some stories I've heard from Dr. Gardner, including hillbilly medicine in this part of the world. He tells a hilarious anecdote of curing a woman of food poisoning in a remote cabin up in the Clinch Mountain range.  He instructed her sons to dispose of the "head cheese"  (also called "souse" or "souse loaf" that she had stored on a plank of wood in the shade).  The next morning when he arrived at his office in Tazewell, there were the two boys doubled over and vomiting energetically.

Your stories also bring to mind stories my mother would tell us of working at the "accident room" at Union Memorial Hospital in downtown Baltimore.  The stereotypically stupid-but-kindly Irish policemen usually played a role in her accounts.  For example, after being reprimanded over and over again for not collecting body parts after a trauma for possible reattachment, a cop brought my mother a Roi Tan cigar box full of brains from a jumper suicide.  Another time the ER doc was looking in a transient's ear with one of those old, heavy otiscopes.  "Dent!" he called.  "Get over here!  There's something looking back at me!"  Turned out that the homeless man's ear was full of maggots.  In a very weird small world incident, I happen to know that the doctor's name was Burgwyn.  He was an OB doc on temporary assignment from Richmond.  Years later his son and I were on the faculty at a boarding school together!

Dad also has many stories that we appreciate.  One that sticks out in my mind is when he convinced that giant psychiatric VA hospital in Kentucky to let him start a nuclear medicine department.  You may already know that, despite his choosing a psychiatrist as my godfather, Dad doesn't like psychiatric disorders.  Part of the raw deal he got was being made medical director! (I think the hospital had 1000 psychiatric beds).  Anyway, his very first patient revealed that he had killed his father, cut off the father's head, put it on a fencepost, and conversed with it for several years before being discovered.  I remember Dad saying that "he seemed so normal."

yours,
Henry

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